Tag: blackeagle
member name: Mike Walton
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June 22, 2008 02:48 AM EDT --
1. What is the silliest prank you ever played on someone? Well...for almost five years, I had convinced my second wife that "Black men . . .
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October 22, 2006 02:45 PM EDT --
"Can I get you anything else?"
"No." The man looked at his watch. It was two minutes before four in the morning.
"Okay, here's your check and thank you very . . .
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December 14, 2006 11:46 AM EST --
[Today, the guy responsible for the "Girls Gone Wild" video series was convicted of crimes involving underage women -- 17 year olds -- in his videos. He was fined and given "community . . .
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January 14, 2007 03:54 PM EST --
Statements, emotions, feelings and content in response to the following incompletes. In 1998, Dusty Reed challenged me electronically to come up with statements to her "Ifs":
1. If I feel . . .
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October 13, 2006 08:43 AM EDT --
("10 Things That Guys Love" is based upon an online article written by Sara Eckel. (c) 2004 Settummanque!)
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"4. You, in his clothes.
So, here I was, standing at the . . .
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October 16, 2006 07:47 AM EDT --
(From "My Life with Buttercup", by Mike Walton (c) 2004 Settummanque)
"I hate office parties!" I was combing what little I had of my hair, looking at myself in the bathroom . . .
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November 17, 2006 07:45 AM EST --
This is based upon an Internet "story" going around purportedly to be true... I don't know...but it's funny!!! It's kind of an Art Linkletter/Bill Cosby knock off...
[The . . .
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December 22, 2006 02:01 PM EST --
I don't know how to start this out, except to explain what happened and then analzye it.
A few days ago, my boss' boss at work directed me to input some names into an ordering database. . . .
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January 20, 2007 02:04 AM EST --
I started this out five times already, and everytime I started it out, the computer that I am using would "hang" and I would lose the entire article. This posting is not about technology or the . . .
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February 10, 2007 03:20 PM EST --
(One of a series of stories I wrote for the 90th Anniversary of the Boy Scouts of America (BSA) and published to a set of small regional newspapers.)
Scout Week Saturday
Ever had one of those days whereby . . .
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April 07, 2007 03:18 PM EDT --
A national insurance company is currently running an ad over cable and most of the network television stations. In this ad, people are seen doing what we in Scouting have been pledging since the start . . .
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December 24, 2007 06:24 PM EST --
"Micheal!"
Somehow when she calls me "Micheal," it is as smooth and soft as, well, a Southern Belle would say the word. It is like she's singing a song, and want to add the . . .
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November 06, 2006 03:11 PM EST --
(From "Eagle Feathers" by Mike Walton (c) 2003 Settummanque!)
(The issue was that a group of Scouts cleaned a yard and did some home sprucing for a family that was really bad-off, . . .
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September 19, 2006 10:00 AM EDT --
(Go with me on this, okay...AFTN doesn't really exist, or else I'd be a rich young man and we would have some really great television to watch!)
You didn't get to see this...during the Emmy . . .
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September 21, 2006 10:41 AM EDT --
(From "My Life with Buttercup" (c) 2000 Settummanque)
There was a silence in the room when the door leading to the garage opened
and Barbie came through the door, holding the day's . . .
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October 07, 2006 10:29 AM EDT --
She wanted me to call her Mary Kay. When she walked into the room, carrying documents under her left elbow, I stood and offered to take them.
"I'm fine. Thanks for offering. . . .
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January 13, 2007 04:17 PM EST --
The Devil pointed to me, crooked his slender finger, and voiced, “You KNOW why I’m here!”
Everyone in the office looked either in horror at the Devil or in pity to me, for it could have . . .
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March 11, 2007 02:45 PM EDT --
Today is my last day at Camp Arifjan. I have been selected to move northward where I would become the Deputy Director, Iraq Communications Commericalization Projects. It's not a promotion. . . .
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March 21, 2007 07:33 AM EDT --
The man was Hispanic, and spoke in a slow but highly accented Spanish. His face was a rough texture of age, combined with years spent outdoors in some sort of manual work. Perhaps he was a farmer. . . .
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April 04, 2007 05:05 AM EDT --
I remember saying to myself, "Here I am, sitting in Baghdad, the capitol of Iraq."
Four years ago, I was sitting in a white plastic chair on the floor in the grand ballroom at what . . .
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